LIMITED EDITION RAPTURE HAT!!!
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For those waiting in ANTICIPATION for our new Limited Edition Rapture Tin Foil Hat, wait NO further!!!! This tin foil hat is the BEES KNEES of all tin foil hats!! Hand crafted with the finest non-gmo, super-non-conductive-hypoallergenic-best in it's class aluminium foil, this baby will protect your innards from atheist nano-technology bio-terror during the Rapture!! The only thing you will be breathing is the soft breaths of white baby jesus antioxidants as you're caressed softly and carried to the heavens above!! As an added bonus, we will be including one of a kind tin-foil crosses, supported by gluten-free, farm fresh tree tubes!!! Each cross is slathered with the tears of africans to ward off commie-libtards!!! Make sure YOU are prepared for the RAPTURE!!