Custom tin foil hats!
Made from the finest Walgreens organic non-gmo aluminum, hand crafted here in the US stimulating American jobs!! None of that China crap!!
Beautiful hats will deflect chemtrails, fluoride, bigfoot, government brain scanners, atheist, commies, libtards, obama, vaccines, climate change liars, obama, the ACA and more!
These hats are guaranteed authentic by Dr. Oz himself!
All hats are made when ordered!
Info required:
*Measurements around the head right above the ears
*Measurements from eyebrows to back of skull
*IQ (this is necessary to gauge thickness of foil needed for ultimate protection!)
Make sure to measure in inches!! We don't use that commie metric system!!!
Make sure when you go in deep you're protected!!! From those pesky conspiracies!
Made from the finest Walgreens organic non-gmo aluminum, hand crafted here in the US stimulating American jobs!! None of that China crap!!
Beautiful hats will deflect chemtrails, fluoride, bigfoot, government brain scanners, atheist, commies, libtards, obama, vaccines, climate change liars, obama, the ACA and more!
These hats are guaranteed authentic by Dr. Oz himself!
All hats are made when ordered!
Info required:
*Measurements around the head right above the ears
*Measurements from eyebrows to back of skull
*IQ (this is necessary to gauge thickness of foil needed for ultimate protection!)
Make sure to measure in inches!! We don't use that commie metric system!!!
Make sure when you go in deep you're protected!!! From those pesky conspiracies!