CUSTOM NARWAL TIN FOIL HAT!!!
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Keep those pesky atheists from eating you Jesus waves!!! This new model is made in the USA creating AMERICAN jobs!!! None of that China crap here!! The shape isperfectly designed to cover your brain and ears from satan loving atheist "logic" and "critical-thinking". Fabricated with the finest organic aluminum foil, and blessed by the pope himself, this hat also includes a farm-raised Narwhal horn that shoots Jesus waves at your enemies!!